It’s so crazy to me how men on the internet always discuss women as though it’s impossible to speak to us. Like just speculating on “do women do X?” “what do women think about Y?” … have you ever considered talking to a woman
the thylacine is an extinct species of marsupial from the west island of new zealand, that was only found on tasmania by the time crackers showed up and killed almost all of them because “muh livestock”.
the last known one died in a zoo like 90 years ago so people are working on bringing them back with mad science, which we apparently also need to do with women, but that should be easier because they only died out a couple days ago.
I think we are joking above each other’s heads; I’m suggesting a fate similar to the clymadia ridden Tasmanian devil (no women > clone Tasmanian tigers instead )
no no no, you see, if you ask a woman anything like that to their face, they’ll lie to you because of the universal Woman Conspiracy that specifically exists to fuck with you. like, this isn’t even some incel shit, theres a whole completely accepted genre of boomer joke about “ugh why won’t your wife tell you her problems/how she feels (don’t worry, its just Feeeemale Disease)” ((protip: she almost certainly has, you just didn’t like what she said))
but yeah no you can’t ask women anything because of the Women Illuminati we’re all in, sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It’s so crazy to me how men on the internet always discuss women as though it’s impossible to speak to us. Like just speculating on “do women do X?” “what do women think about Y?” … have you ever considered talking to a woman
do women still exist? i haven’t seen any in a few days irl
no, we died out yesterday
damn, that sucks. guess i know what we’re doing after we clone tasmanian tigers.
the thylacine is an extinct species of marsupial from the west island of new zealand, that was only found on tasmania by the time crackers showed up and killed almost all of them because “muh livestock”.
the last known one died in a zoo like 90 years ago so people are working on bringing them back with mad science, which we apparently also need to do with women, but that should be easier because they only died out a couple days ago.
I think we are joking above each other’s heads; I’m suggesting a fate similar to the clymadia ridden Tasmanian devil (no women > clone Tasmanian tigers instead
)
no no no, you see, if you ask a woman anything like that to their face, they’ll lie to you because of the universal Woman Conspiracy that specifically exists to fuck with you. like, this isn’t even some incel shit, theres a whole completely accepted genre of boomer joke about “ugh why won’t your wife tell you her problems/how she feels (don’t worry, its just Feeeemale Disease)” ((protip: she almost certainly has, you just didn’t like what she said))
but yeah no you can’t ask women anything because of the Women Illuminati we’re all in, sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“Do your breasts expand when you lower yourself?”
Guys I’m getting exterminated
This reminds me of when Team Ninja said they had enlisted female Team Ninja staff to help research boob physics for Dead or Alive 5
This has to be satire
I was actually part of the research team