White guy who says insha’Allah
met a guy like this and he was a also pro-NATO Vaushite “anarchist”
like bro you support the organization chiefly responsible for bombing people with the actual cultural background to say that phrase
inshallah this white boy will got to jahannam soon
also remember when biden allegedly said it in a debate too lol
lmao yes I saw that live with my sister. We both looked at each other instantly like “did he really just???”
This is the same guy who said “at least three”, should we really be shocked by anything Cringe Joseph says nowadays
Did you just make this post to show that you added this emoji?
your honor, I only badpost impulsively
The defendant is one of the most thoughtful and articulate people on the site!
What do we think about moshi moshi guys?
What do we think about ahoy-hoy guys?
what if the white guy speaking japanese is only doing it in japan? didn’t think of that, did you, liberals?
What if the white guy speaking Japanese is only doing it on the island of Angaur in Palau, the only location outside of Japan where the Japanese language has official status? Didn’t think of that, did you, liberals?
You know what, you got me, I absolutely did not think of that
hypothetical lore. interpretationheads beware!!
in this hypothetical the former is not fluent in japanese nor is making an attempt to learn the language beyond consumption of anime and/or vtubers
the former says it like oh-HAIII-yohhh goh-zai-MAAHH-SEW and the latter says it like hyewwoh~
White guy who says namaste at the halal cart
This is incidental but for a while now, any time I enter something like a classroom at the start of a day I will often say, “IDAHOOOO!”, “UTAAAAH!”, “IOWAAAA!”, “MINNESOTAAAA!” — A different US state every day until I’ve gone through 49 of them, before I finally enter the room and say right from the diaphragm, “OHAYOUUUUUUU!!!”
Literally decades ago, when all anime was bootleg, my friends and i would have out and watch whatever we could get imported and we got in the habit of doing this, mimicking the way shonen characters would exxagerate things, but with just random words.
Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.
The fact that it’s using keigo and non-keigo interchangeably lmfao
I see guys say “Hewwo little cat” when they greet a little cat, so that one I guess
me to boys who say hewwoA new challenger has entered the ring:
A white guy who says “herro” and pulls his eyes to the side to make them look more asian.
Hewwo Guy: While I was murrin babes at the furry con, where’s all the ladies in your life, huh? That’s right, gone! You cling to your waifu daki like it ain’t some lifeless husk, maybe you’d be luckier with the laides if you cleaned your Gozai-MUSK!
[Ohayou Guy composes himself and readjusts his fedora, but just as he’s about to rap his last verse, an Oriental Riff plays]
ANNOUNCER: NO… CAN IT BE…? ANOTHER CHALLENGER…? IT’S… IT’S…
HERRO GUYYYYYY
Herro Guy: Herro, ferrows! Iss mee da Herro Guy—
Hewwo Guy & Ohayou Guy: BOOOOOOOO!!! BOOOOOOOOO!!!
Herro Guy: Ahm—
Hewwo Guy & Ohayou Guy: Criiiiinge!!! Go awayyyy!!!
[Herro Guy walks away defeated]
Iggzakry!
Isn’t that like the giant tree that connects the nine worlds in Norse mythology?
Oh, so it’s fine to say “moshi moshi desu ~”, but when i say “onii-chan daisuki” people call the cops
Then what? I’ve seen both of these guys but never in the same room, I sort of wonder what would happen if they were.
Have you ever seen Matt and Batman in the same room? No? Case closed.
