I’m a Hufflepuff myself. But I’m INFP so that’s pretty much only to be expected.
Not from Hogwarts. I’m from a better, communist wizard school.
The houses are:
Dirtis Owlia
Biggsing
Corgish
And Soft BoiOur school motto is: “Hogs Out, Hogs In”
oh that sounds cool I wanna transfer before the trywizarding tournament
Obviously Slytherin, and my Patronus is an Attack Helicopter 😎
I’m the one that’s for minor characters
The Outhouse (stinky brick building full kf shit, piss and CUM)
I am from House TELVANNI, and this conversation is over unless you come to the top of my mushroom tower (there are no stairs).
Oh, “levitation is illegal”? HAHAHAHA, maybe where YOU’RE from, outlander.
Scorpio
Please read the title this says POTTERMORE ONLY. I have no time or patience for timewasters I will send you to AZKABAN Señor Fauxcult.
Slytherin obvs.
:snek:
I got sorted into the Cumtown house. I was really hoping for the Chapo Traphouse, but the hat told me I was gay for my dad.
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Sorting Hat on your head, you have to decide mow, which do you choose? (Gun to your head if you aren’t in-universe)
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I’m putting you in Hufflepuff
