YO WAKE UP, NEW TYPE OF GIRL JUST DROPPED! IT’S–checks notes–a giggling blonde with an amazing rack? you sure that’s a new one?
We thought they went extinct when Big Woke banned white women from appearing in media, but they’re back now and taking down Big Woke with the power of Big Booba
The fuck are these people on?
Involuntary celibacy.
Have these people never heard of PornHub?
Ejaculating makes you morally deficient because you’re killing babies each time you splooge.
Also, it depletes your essence, leaving you effete and subject to cultural decadence.
So they just goon over ladies with big bazoongaz?
It’s involuntary in that case.
when did they add a giggling category?
Bouncy. By giggling they mean boinga wooga boinga.
I think that’s just called “teen”
i thought “teen” meant and usually won’t have the uh… huge tracts of land
wethey’re looking for.You’re a teen until you’re 25 and then you are a MILF by porn rules.
There really ought to be a 3rd category, 26 isn’t a real MILF and I will die on this hill
I’m willing for MILFhood to begin at 35 but even that is a compromise, it should be 40 damn it
When were u when Booba was kill
Big Milk called me
“booba dead”
“no”
i can tell you when. it happened in 1999. when pamela anderson had her implants removed. that was it, booba was kill.
but now booba is resurrect. hail jesus.
So that’s the millennium bug I kept hearing so much about…
For anyone under the age of 25, they’ve likely never seen tits
We are approaching incel levels not seen since Ben Shapiro made comments about his wife’s dry vagina.
Okay that’s three Sweeney posts on the front page of hexbear, we might be overdoing it a bit (I realize I contributed)
i don’t blame y’all what the fuck are these CHUDS on for there to be handfuls of articles coming out all talking about this poor woman’s tits?
She wished on a monkey’s paw for increased popularity, and as a result chuds have decided that she’s a based tradwife.
Or, alternatively that she would be more beautiful if she covered up, and that she represents the death of modesty and traditional beauty standards. If you like her, you are both gay and “culturally African”.
I fear the animosity might move from clowning on the weird-ass takes about her and start taking some “hating the woman herself” tones. So yeah, let’s check ourselves for potential misogyny.
Sweeneybot when?
Amber.
Amber.
I don’t understand where this narrative that Gen Z is sexless comes from. I’m not Gen Z, but like… a song about “wet ass pussy” came out at a time when no one could really go to clubs and it was still a huge hit. The video was so sexual that Ben Shapiro described his wife’s pussy as bone dry to discredit the video’s legitimacy. People still like tits. People still like ass. People still like dong.
They were asked to stop harassing and dog whistling every woman they see and they chose to interpret that as “zoomers hate sex” instead of “quit being an asshole” because they are incapable of self reflection.
https://www.scholarsandstorytellers.com/css-teens-and-screens-2023
Nawh it’s backed by actual data and polling trends, younger generations are becoming increasingly sex negative and puritanical in their outlooks - they demand further disneyfication of culture and removal of not only sex but romance. Mormon-brain is taking over, the only sex you should ever need is 5 minutes a day on some degrading tube site that you deny doing.
gen z’s not sexless, i think the rate of virginity in young people is just significantly higher than the past. like there’s a study from 2015 saying “40% of college students are virgins” and it’s gotta be even higher now
i think it’s mostly young people being shy, alienated, and/or averse to hookup culture and the commodification of sex. like i’m a sophomore and got it with someone i really liked, but rn am giving dating a break until i have the schedule and mental availability for it. fucking someone at a party or from the swipe of an app just seems kind of depressing.
from my experience gen z is simultaneously pretty sex positive and virginity positive. people don’t really slut shame, and you’re not an outcast for not getting laid (was it embarrassing to be a 20 year old virgin in like the 90s/00s?). WAP is just a good example of us not being prudish tbh, people saw it as fun or funny and it was a tiktok dance trend
gen z is simultaneously pretty sex positive and virginity positive
Boomers:
“Women who sleep around and wear crop tops and short shorts are wh*res with no self-respect, your body is a temple”
“Young people today are sexless losers who spend all day their phone, when I was in high school half my class got drunk and gave each other chlamydia”
was it embarrassing to be a 20 year old virgin in like the 90s/00s?
Extremely. But also I think it was more common than people would have assumed
My mom always complains about how the media pushes sex on kids nowadays, forgetting all those teen movies and TV shows from her generation (genX) that depicted sex as a high school rite of passage, and virgins as pariahs and losers.
i definitely understand the narrative when it comes to young people’s views on sex in popular culture, where gen z people polled were extremely sex negative. They didn’t want any sex in movies whatsoever, they didn’t want any sex in TV or music whatsoever. There are in practice more sex negative than the Hays code, rivaling Victorian era purity policing and moral panics.
I think this has to do with them being raised on internet porn, and thus conflating degrading/exploitative porn and sex. Porn has poisoned all of sexuality and made it all bad, hence why it needs to be removed from the “good” part of their lives (the public superego facing portion that consumes and discusses media). They don’t want to be reminded of their “sinful” life fapping while out and about because when you aren’t in the mood for it that hardcore degrading stuff is unsettling. Hard to blame the generation for disliking sex when what “sex” has become in 2024 is pornhub front page incest/fetishist shit.
No generation is hornier than any others, but ten minutes on the horny side of Twitter will show that Gen Z is not sexless. They’re just more isolated and alienated than those that came before them and somewhat less likely to be doing it in person.
Have these people never been on Instagram?
I don’t think they have. Hollywood movies have less sex in them (though still not zero) and they assume that that applies to every single cultural institution.
The fact these people are actually complaining that Hollywood stopped shoehorning in completely unnecessary romantic b plots in movies is hilarious.
Why is the women character doing something other than biting their lip while starring at the main character while wearing a low cut dress.
Yes that’s definitely the problem with American culture, they aren’t prudish or sex negative enough…
I think there’s plenty of room for healthy sexuality and still being annoyed by the fact any leading women had to bang the male protagonist despite having no interactions up to that point in every movie until 2016.
the solution to which isn’t removal of romance or sex, but better writing and characters. Going in the exact opposite of the correct direction to cut all of human intimacy and libidinal and erotic urges from art.
Look at non-hollywood European, Japanese and Korean movies. WAY more sex, WAY more eroticism, and WAY better female characters.
And your convinced that’s what the chuds are mad about? That the female characters aren’t well written enough?
it’s not the “chuds” it’s a vast majority of Gen Z when polled who feel “icky” about sex and are generally sex negative in their outlooks
Their Instagram is probablly just people cooking bacon on gun barrels, completely bullshit stories about trans panic and adds for “soap but not gay”
I haven’t and I’m not even a boomer, it just doesn’t appeal to me (same for basically any non-forum style social media).
This is literally a Chapo bit when they talked about how the American cultural role of “large breasted blonde women” was a relic of a bygone era that ended with Kate Upton
THANK YOU, that is the person whose name I was trying to think of as a referent for this latest phenomenon. This ain’t new!
sadly, women have been boobshamed into getting reduction surgeries, will wokeness never end? 😔
Back pain is in the pocket of BigWoke
paypigs don’t realize that 90% of creator income post-tax revenue from OF goes straight to the breast reduction industrial complex
AWOOGA AWOOGA HUMMINA HUMMINA WEEE OOO WEEE OOO WEEE OOO WHISTLE WHISTLE WOOOAAAHH MAMA
What the fuck is going on with these media perverts, do these people hear themselves?
Oh these?
My boobies?
My massive fucking tiddies?
My super stuffed up milkies?
My honker donker doinky boinkies?
Massive dahookabankaloos
Guess who back? Back again? Boobs are back. Tell a friend.
Don’t call it a comeback, they’ve been here for years, rocking their piers and putting suckers in fear.
Makin’ the giggles rain and the men swoon Listen to the bras straps boom
I never thought I would live to see the day of glory when pretty White blonde women with big boobs would be at the forefront of Western civilization’s beauty standards.
The young yearn for the big White blonde booba