Trump Says TikTok Ban Will Benefit ‘Zuckerschmuck’
Trump spoke out against a bipartisan bill that would ban TikTok.
The former president said “Facebook and Zuckerschmuck will double their business” without the app.
While in office, Trump pushed TikTok to find a US buyer or face a ban.
It took me a minute or two to figure out what was actually going on here because Zuckerschmuck is a not existing, but gramatically very regular and usual German composite word that means “sugar jewelry”.
“Lotsa people don’t know this but I invented the German language. It’s true. It’s true. Believe me. Believe me.”
More and more people are saying this.
Sagt es Herr Drumpf:
I just imagined this word meaning a thing that looks amazing at first glance but turns out to be a real piece of shit. Like jewelry made of sugar gems which melt in the rain.
very silent film era slapstick comedy coded.
I thought schmuck was the word for the piece of foreskin that is cut off during circumcision
Un-schmucktables.
Trump is gonna win 48 out of 50 states
I think this is that thing where they put peanut butter and strawberry jelly into a single jar.
And then
(insert paragraphs long essay about nut bans in schools and THE WOKES here)