The Best Character from the Matrix Trilogy is the Merovingian, and he has a special cake that makes people orgasm! You have thought until now that you are an ordinary dude, but guess what: the Merovingian has sent you his cake! The cake that makes you orgasm! You are faced with a choice now.
Do you eat the cake and orgasm?
Do you refuse the cake? If you refuse, the Merovingian might send his henchmen, the two twins who are white and have long braids who turn into ghosts, after you to kill you!
What do you do? Do you risk angering the Merovingian, the best character in the Matrix Saga of Films?
i am the one who as already eaten the cake before you can threaten the downside of not eating the cake
jokes on you, Mervin Gio, I always bust in my pants while eating cake.
orgasm cake
I thought it was the piss and shit your pants cake.
You may need to see a urologist.
volcel police
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Depends on how long my leather trench coat is and how many mp5ks I can stuff into it.
Am I The One or not?
Ok, but is it good cake? Like I not really interested in a bland supermarket sponge that also makes me orgasm, but I would be very into a piece of cake so delicious it causes an involuntary orgasm.
I’m gonna fight the twins as I listen to Mona Lisa Overdrive.
Do not try not to bust a nut. That’s impossible. Instead… only try to realize the truth.
What truth?
There is no nut.
There is no nut?
Then you’ll see, that it is not the nut that busts, it is only yourself.
Sure ig
volcel police
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
