relatable maymay, amirite, fellas? (the ladies won’t get this one lmaooooooooo)
😂👌👌👌👌
This post is about hawg crankin show some respect
I mean women are also capable of cranking hog
Hell yeah
maybe “dudes rock” is gender neutral
“Dudes rock” is merely an observation and does not prevent others from rocking, in fact it invites them to follow the example of dudes
uphold dude rocking thought
Herbie Hancock’s seminal tune “Rockit” was about this very subject. Why do you think he took the name “Hancock?”
I showed this to my partner and they found it funny
HE’LL YEAH BROTHER
People who think people with big age gaps have nothing to talk about clearly have never worked retail.
Yeah we all talk about crankin’ hogs
Unironically my 30 year old ass and the teens I work with just keep doing slightly more tame Cum Town bits while closing the store.
As stated previous, dudes rock
As Stav would say: hell yeah dude
When I was in high school I was talking Elden Ring with my coworker and the 48 year old joined in lol loved that guy
Please do not refer to events that happened a little under 2 years ago as “back in high school” I cannot weather psychic damage this severe
what if closing the store was chinese and gay
Cum Town but they work closing shift in a hardware store
Adam: “Uhhh, I think your drawer is short two dollars.”
Nick: “I think your penis is shorter than two inches.”
Stav: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
Nick: “You guys wanna drink Mickey’s and play Halo at my place after?”
It’s even more universally relatable than sports.
reminds me of that time i was substitute teaching at a middle school and one of the kids insisted on being called “hog rider”
HOOOOOGGGG RIDEERRRRR
earlier I was shooting the shit with some dude at jiffy lube who I’m guessing was in his late 40s (I’m in my early 30s) and you already know what the topic of conversation was 😎
I talk with my older friends about dick jokes vs ball jokes
this is a false dichotomy, dick joke vs ball joke is a spectrum and the question of where the divide lies is a fool’s errand
The gooch
Is this why older men make lude jokes at me like they’re expecting me to join in? And talk shit about their wives and say, “you know how it is”??? I don’t know how to interact with older men except some of you who I know are older but whom I will respectfully not tag. Isn’t being AMAB but not knowing how to interact with older men a common thing for transfemmes? Someone send assistance
I mean I don’t really know how to interact with anyone regardless of age or gender don’t ask me
here’s how you do: just don’t
but then my brain does that stupid thing where it can’t see any of the other monkeys and it is convinced I am in mortal danger and then twists itself into knots to try and actualize that
Is this why I have no friends? I never talk about my hog with anyone and especially not cranking it.
if your circle isn’t discussing
- hawgs
- crankin’
- crankin’ the hawg
you need to elevate your circle
Solja Boy tell em
They can talk about their periods, amirite fellas? 😂
Hog crankin is right there
I actually had this conversation with my friend a couple days ago.
